Text 29 Jul 100,580 notes

smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

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Text 29 Jul 640 notes

relahvant:

hey guys, so basically on my 2nd blog which is here I’m only following 105 blogs, so go follow it and like this so I know that you’re a new follower and i’ll follow you back on it, I really need to queue on it and have new posts to reblog and queue so I’m literally looking to follow like 150 new people so you’re almost guaranteed a follow back (except if you’re a depression/self harm blog sorry but i prefer to keep negativity off my dashboard) ok ily

Photo 29 Jul 34,004 notes

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Photo 29 Jul 538,365 notes epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

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Photo 29 Jul 601,523 notes flowisaconstruct:

amischiefofmice:

a-a-n-d:

blinddarkness:

rlmjob:

welcome to my blog

the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened



coming attractions!


Y’all are fucked up.

flowisaconstruct:

amischiefofmice:

a-a-n-d:

blinddarkness:

rlmjob:

welcome to my blog

the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened

coming attractions!

Y’all are fucked up.

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Video 29 Jul 152,005 notes

Lana inviting a fan to her LA show after finding out he isn’t going and how much she has helped him 

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Photo 29 Jul 242,263 notes familiaralien:

missingkitsune:

eatfithappiness:

vegan-vulcan:

I didn’t know there were twenty thousand vegans on tumblr!!!

You can be against animal cruelty and not be a vegan

You can be against animal cruelty and not be a vegan

Also given the fact some vegans wilfully neglect their pet’s diet for personal belief reasons you can in fact be a vegan and be ok with animal cruelty when its convenient for you.

familiaralien:

missingkitsune:

eatfithappiness:

vegan-vulcan:

I didn’t know there were twenty thousand vegans on tumblr!!!

You can be against animal cruelty and not be a vegan

You can be against animal cruelty and not be a vegan

Also given the fact some vegans wilfully neglect their pet’s diet for personal belief reasons you can in fact be a vegan and be ok with animal cruelty when its convenient for you.

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Text 29 Jul 415,002 notes

santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

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Text 29 Jul 55,431 notes

thirstfollower:

communistbakery:

thirstfollower:

I gave a blow job today

how did it go?

I sucked

Text 29 Jul 158,621 notes

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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Photo 29 Jul 49,531 notes nidaleefanclub:

buttchunks:

Starships were meant to fly

ok this one is the last straw

nidaleefanclub:

buttchunks:

Starships were meant to fly

ok this one is the last straw

(Source: dramaisthenewblack)

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Video 29 Jul 87,207 notes

she-wants-the-eod:

awkward-lee:

image

image

image

Blaine proposing to Disney Princesses plus Gaston

Blaine is my role-model

Photo 29 Jul 493,135 notes putachild:

reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

How you do that

putachild:

reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

How you do that

Photo 29 Jul 230,161 notes

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