do you ever just want to shove the word “sarcasm” in someone’s face so hard
at a hella cool castle
the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons
the bridesmaids were elf maidens
the court jester and town crier were there
the cakes were gorgeous
luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)
the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature
unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem
Wow… I cannot beleive wht filbert just said to me!! Pic 100% real, no edit! I’m surprised at you , Nintendo.
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
"why are you awake at three in the morning" asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning
dear god I hope that no one on this website ever tries to run for president