Text 25 Jul 220 notes

deansass:

do you ever just want to shove the word “sarcasm” in someone’s face so hard

Text 25 Jul 35,977 notes So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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Photo 25 Jul 1,360 notes gotchi:

Wow… I cannot beleive wht filbert just said to me!! Pic 100% real, no edit! I’m surprised at you , Nintendo.

gotchi:

Wow… I cannot beleive wht filbert just said to me!! Pic 100% real, no edit! I’m surprised at you , Nintendo.

Text 25 Jul 146,553 notes

seifukucat:

it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful

Link 25 Jul 195,688 notes http://sniffi.ng/post/92881455255/hotwinger-paris666hilton-jerkidiot-my-mom»

hotwinger:

paris666hilton:

jerkidiot:

my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”

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are you sure mom

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are you sure…

Photo 25 Jul 113,323 notes memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

Text 25 Jul 49,249 notes

alexthefalcon:

SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

Photo 25 Jul 798 notes themurderscene:

MCR’s seats at the VMA’s

themurderscene:

MCR’s seats at the VMA’s

Text 25 Jul 197,874 notes

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

via rad.
Video 25 Jul 364,018 notes

(Source: tkyle)

via pizza ✌.
Text 25 Jul 508,250 notes

jaclcfrost:

"why are you awake at three in the morning" asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning

via aww bby.
Video 25 Jul 52,525 notes

(Source: snlgifs)

Text 25 Jul 326,818 notes

barackobama:

sirlightbulb:

dear god I hope that no one on this website ever tries to run for president

excuse me

Video 25 Jul 38,828 notes

bohemiad:

meanplastic:

same

Communism looks sooo good right now

(Source: pleatedjeans)

Chat 25 Jul 57,240 notes If the signs were mythological creatures:
  • Aries: Werewolf
  • Taurus: Hell hound
  • Gemini: Doppelgänger
  • Cancer: Banshee
  • Leo: Fairy
  • Virgo: Angel
  • Libra: Nymph
  • Scorpio: Siren
  • Sagittarius: Ghost
  • Capricorn: Mermaid
  • Aquarius: Vampire
  • Pisces: Shapeshifter

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